Hahahaha psych. If you're about to be a mom, or are a mom, or know a mom... don't click on shit like that. Putting the 'om' in mom?! Choke on it. I've been a mom since January and it is in a word... cukoonutzo. And no, you cannot zen your way out of the cukoo … Continue reading putting the om in mom
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Convicted Housewife
I grew up in the 90's and my vagina really didn't prohibit me from doing much besides peeing standing up. I had (and still have) two brothers and a sister, and whoever wanted to play sports, played sports and whoever wanted to play dolls, played dolls. It seemed super normal - and for good reason. … Continue reading Convicted Housewife
The Best Christmas Gifts
I know, I know... SO cliché. really? Your favorite gift is your family? Barf. But for real. My brothers (the beardy one on the right is Luke and the slightly less beardy one on the left is Joey) have grown into such impressive men. Luke is eight years younger than me. I used to change … Continue reading The Best Christmas Gifts
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